Issue 1277
December 11, 2024
 

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@PeterMDeLorenzo

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Editor-in-Chief of Autoextremist.com.

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Editor-in-Chief's Note: Our new segment - The Farley Follies - in honor of CEO Jim "Electric Boy" Farley and his chronic mismanagement of Ford, has proven to be quite popular with our readers. (Please scroll down for updates. -WG) The recurring question we get asked is, "Why is he still there?" The latest evidence of Farley's rumblin' bumblin' and stumblin' was Ford's recent financial report, which has the company's third-quarter net income falling 26 percent. Now, this was largely attributed to Ford delaying some of its EVs - (Cue Johny Carson: "Gee, I did not know that." -WG), but it resulted in the company also lowering its full-year adjusted EBIT to “around $10 billion” after previously saying it could earn as much as $12 billion. But wait! Farley Apologist-in-Chief - CFO John Lawler - said it was all good, because the company's total adjusted earnings - before interest and taxes - rose 16 percent to $2.6 billion, with a revenue increase of 5 percent to $46 billion. Huzzah! “It’s a good proof point of our product strategy and our overall Ford+ strategy,” Lawler said on a call with reporters Oct. 28, as reported by Automotive News. “We grew the top line, we grew the bottom line, our balance sheet’s in great shape, so it was a solid quarter.” Really, John? That's all you got? Lawler went on to say that Ford has cut $2 billion in costs this year, but those reductions are being offset by inflation and higher warranty expenses. (Italics mine.) “We’ve got a great strategy, but cost is holding us back,” Lawler said. “It’s an opportunity for us to really unlock the full potential of Ford, and that’s why we’re focused on improving costs not only this focus but every quarter.” Lawler, without specifying an exact dollar amount, according to AN, said Ford’s warranty costs were slightly lower than at the same point a year earlier. That follows an $800 million year-over-year increase in the second quarter. This is Farley speak writ large. Pay no attention to that ol' bugaboo behind the curtain! Ford's abject failure to deal with its crushing warranty costs, which Farley promised to get a handle on from Day One, has permanently scarred the company, and that's directly due to Jimbo's serial incompetence. The Bottom Line for Ford? The Farley Follies continue unabated, and it is wreaking havoc on any of the good will accrued by Bill Ford and his fabulous resurrection of the Michigan Central station. And now, an ugly reality is looming for Bill Ford, because he has no succession plan for After Farley, which should be much sooner rather than later. I would like to point out to our readers that Jimbo "has plenty of money" as he took it upon himself to tell me repeatedly. (Yeah, he's a card-carrying Unctuous Prick, in case you were wondering.) So, there's no reason to fret about his future After Ford. He'll just retreat to California and spend money like water on his vintage racing habit. In closing, in thinking about the consistently underwhelming performance by Farley, I'm reminded of the exceptional - and memorable - quote by Joe Pesci in Casino when describing an underperforming wise guy: "He could fuck-up a cup of coffee." That's an apt and painfully accurate description of Farley. -PMD Editor's Note (11/6): As if right on cue, Ford announced on Halloween that it would idle its F-150 Lightning EV plant in mid-November for the rest of the year. How's that EV thing working out, "Electric Boy"? - WG Editor-in-Chief's Note (11/15): Ford has agreed to pay a fine of up to $165 million — the second-largest civil fine ever levied by NHTSA — for failing to comply with federal recall requirements, according to Automotive News. NHTSA determined that Ford failed to recall vehicles with defective rearview cameras in a timely manner and failed to provide accurate and complete recall information. Just a reminder: Ford has led the auto industry in U.S. recalls for three consecutive years. It is leading the industry again this year with 58 recalls, tied with Stellantis. Ford executives in October cited cost concerns, especially warranties, as a main reason for lowered earnings expectations. And the hits to the bottom line just keep on comin' under Electric Boy's watch. -PMD

(Mercedes-Benz)
The 2025 Mercedes-AMG GT 43 is the "affordable" entry in the AMG GT model portfolio. The new coupe "offers an engaging dynamic driving experience, agile handling and extensive standard equipment," according to Mercedes-Benz PR minions. The lightweight, Handcrafted AMG 2.0L inline-4 turbo engine in the new AMG GT 43 produces 416HP and features an electric exhaust gas turbocharger – technology derived from Formula 1™. This enables immediate throttle response across the entire rpm range and acceleration from 0-60 mph in 4.5 seconds. Rear-wheel drive and standard AMG sport suspension also support the dynamic driving experience, which is further heightened with the optional AMG RIDE CONTROL suspension with adaptive adjustable damping. It arrives at U.S. dealerships this fall. How much? It starts at $105,900.

(Porsche)
This doesn't interest us in the least, but some of our readers may care. Porsche has expanded its Taycan portfolio. After adding more power, more range and better charging performance at the beginning of 2024, three new variants are available for 2025: The new Taycan GTS has up to 690HP of peak power with Launch Control, and it is available in either sports sedan or Sport Turismo body styles. In addition, the Taycan 4 is now available as the entry-level all-wheel drive sedan. The three new models feature more extensive standard equipment and come with the latest generation of the Porsche Driver Experience. The simultaneous improvement of performance and efficiency is down to a number of factors: an advanced powertrain with a new rear-axle motor with up to 107HP more power than its predecessor on all models, a modified pulse inverter with optimized software, more powerful batteries, revised thermal management, a next-generation heat pump, increased recuperation and optional all-wheel-drive. At 800-volt DC charging stations, for example, it can be charged at up to 320 kW under ideal conditions. The maximum recuperation capacity during deceleration from high speeds has increased to up to 400 kW. Editor-in-Chief's Note: This is all well and good, but the Taycan qualifies as a 5,000 lb. soulless appliance wrapped in Porsche bodywork and logos. When battery technology gets better - meaning lighter weight and better performance under all conditions - we may take another look, but the lack of meaningful sound will always be a nonstarter for us. -PMD
(Bugatti images)
The Bugatti W16 Mistral has set a new top-speed world record for an open-top car - 453.91 km/h (282.046 mph) - on November 9, 2024. The speed mark was achieved at ATP Automotive Testing Papenburg GmbH, Germany. Andy Wallace – Bugatti Pilote Officiel and a former winner of the Le Mans 24 Hours – assumed the controls of the one-off W16 Mistral World Record Car, warming up the vehicle’s bespoke high-performance tires on a first anticipatory lap. Ascending to a specified speed of 200 km/h into the banking of the track, Andy increased the speed before unleashing the full power of the vehicle as the straight opened up coming off the banking, taking it to new heights of record-speed. Under the meticulous control of SGS-TÜV Saar GmbH, the achievement of a new world top-speed record for an open-top car was officially confirmed at the end of the run, with Andy reaching an incredible 453.91 km/h. “Throughout the testing program leading up to this moment, it was incredible to feel how stable the car felt – I got the sense that it wanted to go faster,” explained Andy Wallace. “And when it came to the moment itself, the experience was overwhelmingly thrilling; feeling the elemental forces from the open-top cockpit, the sound of the immense W16 engine emanating from the air scoops next to my ear – it made the achievement incredibly emotional. A record like this pushes the boundaries of automotive innovation, and requires immense focus, dedication, and teamwork to realize. It’s a true testament to the passion that everyone at Bugatti has for making history.”

(Honda images)
Honda is pumped about its new 2026 Passport, which is "completely reimagined with a bold new design expressing its adventure-ready character," according to Honda PR minions. Developed by a team of Honda engineers in Ohio and built at the Alabama Auto Plant, Passport's new, more powerful 24-valve DOHC 3.5-liter engine produces 285HP (SAE net @ 6,100 rpm) and 262 lb.-ft. of torque (SAE net @ 5,000 rpm). The Passport TrailSport will be "the most off-road capable Honda SUV ever built" with increased ground clearance, off-road tuned suspension and specially developed AT tires. The interior is tech-rich and offers more spacious passenger and cargo room than its key competitors. The TrailSport Elite trim - which is new to the lineup - packs off-road capability with top-level feature content including a new TrailWatch™ camera system. Honda will also offer a sweeping number of genuine accessories to add to its rugged capability and functionality, including robust rock sliders and the return of the stowable picnic table. (We didn't know this was a "thing" but, whatever. -WG) The 2026 Passport will begin arriving at dealers early next year with a starting price in the mid-$40,000s.
 

 

(Cadillac images)
Cadillac is adding more choice for EV customers with the debut of the 2026 Cadillac VISTIQ, a luxury three-row SUV "that delivers on the brand’s promise of performance, craftsmanship, and technology," according to Cadillac PR minions. Slotting between the LYRIQ EV and the King Kong Escalade IQ EV, VISTIQ is engineered to provide spaciousness for passengers in all three rows and offers technology that will elevate the luxury experience, including: Standard 23-speaker AKG Studio Audio system with Dolby Atmos®; Standard Super Cruise, the industry's first truly hand-free driver assistance technology (with three years of OnStar connected service); a 0-60 time of 3.7 seconds with Velocity Max and a GM-estimated driving range of 300 miles. At launch, VISTIQ will offer three distinctive trims: Luxury, Sport and Premium Luxury. Coming in summer 2025, VISTIQ will launch in Platinum trim, with added performance elements and more interior and exterior color options, allowing the customer to choose a vehicle that matches their own personality and preferences. VISTIQ will be sold globally, including in the U.S. and Canada, with production starting in early 2025 at General Motors’ Spring Hill Manufacturing plant in Tennessee. How much? The VISTIQ starts at $78,790, including destination freight charge, and excluding tax, title, and dealer fees. Editor-in-Chief's Note: We can wait, obviously; it's just not us. And one more thing that makes us cringe - the curb weight is a whopping 6,326 lbs. Not. Very. Good. -PMD
(Cadillac images)
(Cadillac images)

 

(Porsche)
Many of the major Porsche racing successes from the last century are connected to Norbert Singer. As a visionary racing engineer and master of aerodynamics, he played a role in every overall victory for Porsche at Le Mans from 1970 to 1998 – from the 917 to the 911 GT1 '98. On November 16, 2024 he celebrates his 85th birthday. “We would like to wish Norbert Singer all the best and we thank him for his tireless commitment to the Porsche brand,” says Michael Steiner, Member of the Executive Board for Research and Development. “He contributed to the success of the brand in motorsport not only as a project manager in Weissach, but also with his strategic and tactical decisions at the racetrack.”

His first year at Porsche was also the year of the long-awaited first overall victory at Le Mans. Right after starting in Weissach, Germany [the global headquarters of Porsche Motorsport], Singer set to work on the gearbox cooling system of the Porsche 917 short-tail, in which Richard Attwood and Hans Herrmann took victory in the 24 Hours of Le Mans at the Circuit de la Sarthe just a few weeks later. Head of development Ferdinand Piëch asked Singer to come up with a simple solution to take the place of an external oil cooler, which would have generated additional wind resistance. After the triumph at the 24-hour race, he dedicated himself to the aerodynamics of the 917, later optimizing the 917 long-tail, the 917/10 and the turbocharged 917/30. Over more than three decades as a project manager, he prepared many cars for the racetrack and then provided on-site support for those cars, which included the: 911 Carrera RSR, 911 Carrera RSR Turbo 2.1, 935, 935/78 “Moby Dick”, 924 Carrera GT, 924 GTP Le Mans, 956, 962, 911 Turbo S Le Mans GT, 962 Dauer Le Mans GT, and the 911 GT1.

Among the highlights of his career were the development of the 956 Group C car and its successor, the 962. With the 956, Porsche pioneered an aluminum monocoque that enabled the racing car to achieve what is known as the ground effect, thanks to a special underbody design. “The faster the cars went, the more they literally stuck to the asphalt,” Singer recalls. From 1982 to 1986, the 956 and 962 C models achieved seven overall victories at Le Mans and won five drivers’ world championships, three manufacturers’ world championships and two team world championships. Between 1984 and 1991, a version of the 962 become the hallmark not only for Porsche but for all endurance sports car racing in the IMSA GTP racing class.

Since retiring in December 2004, Singer has acted as a contemporary witness at the Porsche Museum. He is a frequent guest at the Porsche company archives and was involved in the preparation of a book on the history of the 956/962, among other projects. He also shares his expertise during the restoration of racing cars. To this day he has a close relationship with the brand.
 

 

 

Editor-in-Chief's Note: Our new segment - The Farley Follies - in honor of CEO Jim "Electric Boy" Farley and his chronic mismanagement of Ford, has proven to be quite popular with our readers. (Please scroll down for updates. -WG) The recurring question we get asked is, "Why is he still there?" The latest evidence of Farley's rumblin' bumblin' and stumblin' was Ford's recent financial report, which has the company's third-quarter net income falling 26 percent. Now, this was largely attributed to Ford delaying some of its EVs - (Cue Johny Carson: "Gee, I did not know that." -WG), but it resulted in the company also lowering its full-year adjusted EBIT to “around $10 billion” after previously saying it could earn as much as $12 billion. But wait! Farley Apologist-in-Chief - CFO John Lawler - said it was all good, because the company's total adjusted earnings - before interest and taxes - rose 16 percent to $2.6 billion, with a revenue increase of 5 percent to $46 billion. Huzzah! “It’s a good proof point of our product strategy and our overall Ford+ strategy,” Lawler said on a call with reporters Oct. 28, as reported by Automotive News. “We grew the top line, we grew the bottom line, our balance sheet’s in great shape, so it was a solid quarter.” Really, John? That's all you got? Lawler went on to say that Ford has cut $2 billion in costs this year, but those reductions are being offset by inflation and higher warranty expenses. (Italics mine.) “We’ve got a great strategy, but cost is holding us back,” Lawler said. “It’s an opportunity for us to really unlock the full potential of Ford, and that’s why we’re focused on improving costs not only this focus but every quarter.” Lawler, without specifying an exact dollar amount, according to AN, said Ford’s warranty costs were slightly lower than at the same point a year earlier. That follows an $800 million year-over-year increase in the second quarter. This is Farley speak writ large. Pay no attention to that ol' bugaboo behind the curtain! Ford's abject failure to deal with its crushing warranty costs, which Farley promised to get a handle on from Day One, has permanently scarred the company, and that's directly due to Jimbo's serial incompetence. The Bottom Line for Ford? The Farley Follies continue unabated, and it is wreaking havoc on any of the good will accrued by Bill Ford and his fabulous resurrection of the Michigan Central station. And now, an ugly reality is looming for Bill Ford, because he has no succession plan for After Farley, which should be much sooner rather than later. I would like to point out to our readers that Jimbo "has plenty of money" as he took it upon himself to tell me repeatedly. (Yeah, he's a card-carrying Unctuous Prick, in case you were wondering.) So, there's no reason to fret about his future After Ford. He'll just retreat to California and spend money like water on his vintage racing habit. In closing, in thinking about the consistently underwhelming performance by Farley, I'm reminded of the exceptional - and memorable - quote by Joe Pesci in Casino when describing an underperforming wise guy: "He could fuck-up a cup of coffee." That's an apt and painfully accurate description of Farley. -PMD Editor's Note (11/6): As if right on cue, Ford announced on Halloween that it would idle its F-150 Lightning EV plant in mid-November for the rest of the year. How's that EV thing working out, "Electric Boy"? - WG Editor-in-Chief's Note (11/15): Ford has agreed to pay a fine of up to $165 million — the second-largest civil fine ever levied by NHTSA — for failing to comply with federal recall requirements, according to Automotive News. NHTSA determined that Ford failed to recall vehicles with defective rearview cameras in a timely manner and failed to provide accurate and complete recall information. Just a reminder: Ford has led the auto industry in U.S. recalls for three consecutive years. It is leading the industry again this year with 58 recalls, tied with Stellantis. Ford executives in October cited cost concerns, especially warranties, as a main reason for lowered earnings expectations. And the hits to the bottom line just keep on comin' under Electric Boy's watch. -PMD

 

 

The AE Song of the Week:

I did my best
But I guess my best wasn't good enough
Cause here we are
Back where we were before
Seems nothin' ever changes
We're back to being strangers
Wondering if we ought to stay
Or head on out the door

Just once

Can't we figure out what we keep doin' wrong
Why we never last for very long
What are we doin' wrong

Just once

Can't we find a way to finally make it right
To make the magic last for more than just one night
If we could just get to it
I know we could break through it
(Hmm hmm)

I gave my all
But I think my all may have been too much
Cause Lord knows we're not gettin' anywhere
Seems we're always blowin'
Whatever we've got goin'
And it seems at times with all we've got
We haven't got a prayer

Just once

Can't we figure out what we keep doin' wrong
Why the good times never last for long
Where are we goin' wrong

Just once

Can't we find a way to finally make it right
To make the magic last for more than just one night
I know we could break through it
If we could just get to it

Just once
I want to understand
Why it always comes back to goodbye
Why
Can't we get ourselves in hand
And admit to one another
We're no good without each other
Take the best and make it better
Find a way to stay together

Just once

Can't we find a way to finally make it right
Make the magic last for more than just one night
I know we could break through it
If we could just get to it

Just once

Whoa oh, we can get to it

Just once


"Just Once" by Quincy Jones featuring James Ingram, from the album "The Dude" (1981).* Written by Barry Mann and Cynthia Weil. Produced by Quincy Jones. Publisher: DYAD Music Ltd., Peermusic Publishing, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Wixen Music Publishing. Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind. Listen to the Original Recording here

*"Just Once" has one of the more memorable opening lines in music:

I did my best
But I guess my best wasn't good enough


The song is about one of those frustrating relationships that just doesn't seem to work despite the best efforts of both involved. The song plays like a plea after yet another stumble, hoping that just once they could find a way to make their good times last. The song was written by the husband-and-wife team of Barry Mann and Cynthia Weil, who started writing hits back in the '60s for the likes of The Crystals ("Uptown"), The Righteous Brothers ("You've Lost That Loving Feeling") and The Animals ("We Gotta Get Out Of This Place"). They remained active into the '70s and '80s but often wrote separately with other collaborators. Weil co-wrote "He's So Shy" for The Pointer Sisters; Mann co-wrote Dan Hill's "Sometimes When We Touch."

"Just Once" is the song that elevated James Ingram from demo singer to solo star. He had been kicking around the music industry for a while as a keyboard player, songwriter and backing singer, and was singing demos when Barry Mann and Cynthia Weil needed one for "Just Once." Mann and Weil were pitching the song to Quincy Jones, hoping he'd have George Benson record it. Mann usually sang their demos, but they wanted someone more soulful in Benson's style for this one, so they asked around and found Ingram. When they heard Ingram's demo, they were stunned. "We nearly fell on the floor," Mann told Mike Ragogna. "We couldn't believe what we were hearing. He was so great. I stopped the tapes and said, 'You're just the greatest singer I've heard in the past thirty years!'"

They sent the song to Quincy Jones, who was also startled by how good the singer was. Jones decided Ingram was the right man to record the song, so he asked him to sing it. As first, Ingram thought Jones was asking him to sing backup, but then he realized it was a much bigger offer - he was going to be the lead vocalist, something he was never striving for. With Ingram singing, Jones produced the song. It went on Quincy's 1981 album The Dude and was released as a single credited to "Quincy Jones Featuring James Ingram." The song was a hit, going to #17 and also landing on the R&B and Adult Contemporary charts. It launched Ingram's career and started his long association with Quincy Jones. According to Barry Mann, this was Cynthia Weil's favorite song she wrote. Weil died in 2023 at 82.

With the rise of electronic dance music in the '00s, it became common for producers who doubled as DJs to release songs under their names, using an array of vocalists, but Quincy Jones was the only producer who could pull this off in 1981. His album The Dude includes four tracks sung by Patti Austin and three by James Ingram, including "Just Once" and his next single, "One Hundred Ways." The album also includes "Ai No Corrida (I-No-No-Ko-ree-da" sung by Charles May, which became a hit. The album sold over a million copies. Quincy Jones, a man of prodigious talent and one of the greatest contributors to this country's songbook, died last week at the age of 91. (Knowledge courtesy of Songfacts.com)




Editor's Note: You can access previous issues of AE by clicking on "Next 1 Entries" below. - WG